WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL 'ME NEVER HEAR OF JEFFREY EPI-PEN OR WHATEVER YOU CALL HIM" EDITION.......

 Melania shocks us all with sudden appearance to claim her ties of Jeffrey Epstein are false.....

....and promptly attempts dissolving her marriage by racing across the Strait of Hormuz..

Nothing to do with Epstein, Melenoma?  You wouldn't lie to us, would you? Would you?

And finally.....Trump contemplates reinstating the military draft.....the same draft he himself avoided five times.....All Trump voters (kool-aid drinkers and 'But I didn't vote for this!' whiners who absolutely DID vote for this....demand your Dear Leader announce this First Official Draftee to lay his life on the line for Operation Epstein Distraction......

Sunny weekend to BQ visitors....see you next week.