Fox News and Rupert Murdoch settle Dominion Voting Machine lawsuit for close to 788 million dollars.......in a comforting memo to his staff and on-air commentators, Murdoch tried to raise their morale...."None of you should worry about blowback........remember, at least 90 per cent of our viewership have either had lobotomies or suffer from the final stages dementia......they've already forgotten all about it...."
GOP proceeds full steam ahead on a nationwide abortion ban even though completely contrary to the wishes and opinions of a majority of Americans.......Republican leaders proudly proclaimed at a recent conference, "We're just getting started! New legislation will institute monitoring cameras and microphones installed in all women's medicine cabinets across the country, with data collected sent directly to the GOP National Committee for possible indictments and arrests. Rape or no rape, we'll force these bitches to pump out babies like there's no tomorrow...."
Even more Clarence Thomas corruption revelations keep rolling in.......Making what he believed to be a fair offer to pro-choice progressives, Thomas recently ran a series of late night informercials......("You girls want to control your own bodies and health decisions so badly? Send me and Ginni a certified banker's check for 5 millions and I'll reverse the Dobbs ruling and bring back abortion. Throw in a Bahamas vacation and unlimited spa visits for Ginni, and you'll get a $386 dollar rebate. We're waitin' for your call!"
Ron DeSantis continues his ongoing war against Walt Disney World......the Governor recently encouraged the Florida GOP controlled legislature to pass his strict new law empowering ICE agents seize Disney employees in character costumes as illegal aliens and forcefully put them on buses bound for Times Square......(Explained DeSantis, "They're probably all gay anyway and dreaming of career on Broadway, so I'm doing them a favor...."
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