Yes, you heard that right. Another explosive interview exclusive to this blog......
We managed to sneak in to the controversial congresswoman's office by cleverly wearing a "MAKE AMERICA INSANE AGAIN' face mask.
Marjorie greeted us with open arms. Here's the unedited transcript......
BQ: Marjorie, at last we meet! We came to confess. To turn ourselves in to you, personally.
MTG: Really? Confess to what?
BQ: About the Jewish Space Laser. We did it. It was us. We used it to zap the California forests. We found it in our Uncle Morty's basement. It was in a box he marked "Klingon shit" filled with stuff he bought at the San Diego Comic-Con.
MTG: I knew it! I knew somebody like you was behind it.
BQ: I was actually aiming the thing at the Mar-A-Lago golf course, but I guess my sighting was off.
MTG: You miserable Antifa thug. Get out of my office.
BQ: Just a few questions as long as we're here. Did you really harass one of the Parkland shooting survivors?
MTG: Oh please, don't give me that 'Parkland' crap. Those school shootings never happened.......it's just a bunch of whiny brats and their parents begging for attention. You really believe that kid dodged bullets? Get real, he couldn't even dodge me......
BQ: What about you believing Hilary Clinton murdered JFK Jr.?
MTG: Of course she did! And I've got evidence she baked kidnapped babies into pizzas. Anybody with 3 or 4 functioning brain cells knows that's true.....
BQ: And you've definitely got at least that many brain cells. We know that's true......
MTG: Listen, you democracy-loving cupcake, I've got over 190 Republicans who voted in support of me!
BQ: And won't they be happy when they have run for office in 2 years with that vote on their records...
MTG: Hey, don't kid yourself. They all love me! It's time to embrace the crazy!
BQ: We heard you've got the full backing of Baby Orange himself.
MTG: You're damn tootin'! He told me I'm his kind of woman........dumb as a rock, racist, anti-semitic and crazier than a rabid racoon.
BQ: If only he were still President, he'd give you the Medal of Freedom......
MTG: Hah! F.Y.I...he DID promise me one of those. Me and the My Pillow guy. And we're both gonna get 'em as soon we launch another insurrection and crown Donald 'His Royal Orange-ness'......
BQ: Good talk, Margie. We so look forward to seeing you in a straight-jacket one day......
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