Donald Trump announces a new line-up for his promised 'Rally of Rallies' concert for the 250 celebrations.....these include-
*Pete Hegseth whipping 200 captured Iranian schoolgirls before forcing them into a mud pit for live free-for-all wrestling.
*On an Imax, JumboTron, Jared Kushner and Ivanka take you on a tour of their private Albanian island with includes an exclusive spa dedicated to healing those selfless brave patriots, the Jan. 6 rioters.
*Lee Greenwood sings while driving a pickup truck over human speed bumps created from Latino Abuelas serving time at ICE detainment centers.
*In a thrilling Grand Finale, acting Attorney General Todd Blanche indicts and arrests the entire casts of Broadway musicals in mid-performance!
Joyous weekend to all BQ visitors, Hell On Earth to all Trumpanzees......see you next week!
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