WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL 'VICE PRESIDENT TRUMP' EDITION......

 

Trump distances himself from the frightening 'Project 2024' manifesto, even though it was cobbled together by his own minion Trumpanzees......"Never heard of it," the ex-Presidents tells reporters, "and between you and me, they left out the clause I recommended about offering a $50,000 bounty on Jack Smith and Stormy Daniels heads."

Trump mocks Biden's public gaffes, while his own rally rants, filled with wandering random, off-the-rails babbling, grow worse each day......."Listen, the American people know I'm the only candidate who's capable of making a rational choice between frying alive in an electric boat or getting eaten by a shark...."

Biden insists he won't drop out, even after referring to Ukraine's President Zelensky as 'President Trump' and his V.P. Kamala Harris as 'Vice President Trump'........Hunter Biden, hoping to allay fears about his father's cognitive decline, reiterates that his dad calls him 'Don Jr.' only when he misses his long afternoon nap.....

Trump's lawyers request that his conviction on 34 counts of fraud be thrown out after the Supreme Court's immunity ruling.....and immediately deny that Trump pitched a new reality show to network executives - '5th Avenue 'Eff 'em Up', in which Trump hunts down opponents on 5th Avenue in New York.....with live ammuntion....