WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL "AMERICA, TEMPLE OF DOOM" EDITION.......

GOP cultists coronate Donald Trump as their Presidential candidate....Millions take a moment of silence to mourn the possible end of the United States Of America....Trump's doctor replaces his ear bandage with a gift shop copies of the Declaration of Independence, the Bill Of Rights and the Constitution......

Trump selects J.D. Vance, former Trump hater turned Kool-Aid drinking MAGA Zombie, as his running mate......and announces that unlike Mike Pence, he would have stopped the certification of Biden's election....("You're damned tootin' I would! Nobody's hangin' this hillbilly!")

Judge Aileen Cannon, dismisses the Mar-A-Lago stolen documents case against Trump......in exchange for a larger RV than Clarence Thomas and Ginni's, a Supreme Court appointment and a personally autographed Trump Bible......

Trump, who promised a 'unifying' convention acceptance speech, delivers a rambling 93 minute address stuffed with the usual lies and gibberish, causing even convention Trumpanzees to start checking their phones while he droned on.....6 Pharmacutical companies applied recordings of Trump's speech to the FDA for consideration as a new sleep aid.....

J.D. Vance promises a nationwide abortion ban, with no exceptions for rape and incest......(said the new GOP Vice Presidential candidate, "It's high time we forced women and little girls to do what the Good Lord Almighty intended...stay home and make babies, even if it kills 'em...and if they try to make a break for it, by God, we'll hunt em down!"