Friday, September 1, 2023

WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP.....SPECIAL 'MINISTRY OF TRUTH SOCIAL' EDITION


Ron DeSantis booed when he tries addressing a crowd about the murder of black Floridians by a white supremacist gun nut.....maybe it was the part about the deaths functioning as a beneficial lesson to black Americans to start wearing Kevlar vests when visiting Dollar stores in Florida.....

The Kremlin and Putin claim they had absolutely nothing to do with a bomb going off in Prigozhin's plane....... Putin further declared "And as for all those Ukranian women and children killed when their apartment buildings blew up....they must've forgotten to check the gas meters....so don't look at me..."

Trump rants on his Truth Social site that the 2020 election results should be immediately thrown out...and suggests to Republicans in Congress that they draft a bill proclaiming January 6th as National Authoritarian Day, with celebrants encouraged to cook hot dogs, hamburgers and impale the nearest police officers with the pointed end of large American flags.....


State legislatures start to seriously contemplate whether Trump, under 91 indictments, is even qualified to include on ballots to run for President in 2024......on Truth Social, Trump immediately fired back with a warning......"I promise, if elected, I will order a nuclear attack on any state that removes me from the ballot and deploy Black Hawk gunships to mow down whoever's still breathing down on the ground when it's all over......We'll make America Great again, but slightly smaller..."

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