WEEKEND MADNESS WRAP-UP......SPECIAL "I CAN DO ANYTHING I WANT!" EDITION........

 Proud Boy receives 22 years, the stiffest sentence yet in Jan. 6 InsurrLection cases......supposedly causing additional anxiety in Donald Trump......at Mar-A-Lago, visitors spotted an Amazon truck delivering a large box of Adult Depends, size XXXXXL

Unable to scrounge up any criminal evidence against Joe Biden, Maga-Moron GOP congress members search for reasons to impeach him........Rep. Jim Jordon claims he's in possession of hard evidence that Biden illegally ripped the bottom tag off of new furniture......

Prosecutor Fani Willis lays down the law to GOP Maga-Moron Jim Jordan in blistering 9 page response to his so-called demand for her paperwork regarding Trump's indictments.......Jordan immediately calls for Willis's arrest on the grounds of implying he's an idiot to the general public. DOJ officials decline to charge Willis, stating it's already public common knowledge that Jordan's an idiot. 

Donald Trump, during an interview, claims Federal law permits him to do anything he wants and and says he's willing to testify in all the cases against him.........upon hearing his desire to testify in his own defense, over 47 attorneys representing Trump were rushed to various hospitals and urgent care centers, all of them suffering simultaneous cardiac arrest......

Sen. Tommy Tuberville continues his attacks on the U.S. military as "woke pansies" and endangers national security by holding up military promotions.......at the Kremilin,  Vladimir Putin announces Tuberville as the winner of this year's Order Of Lenin medal for extraordinary service to the armed forces of people of Russia.....in related news, Tuberville reacted to a written invitation from Kim Jung Un reading "Let's Do Lunch!", stating, "well that's just fine, as a matter of fact I was gettin' a hankerin' for some fried rice in those little white boxes..."