Baby Orange claims top secret documents he took to Mar-A-Lago were declassified because he declared that anything he read was automatically declassified.....Trump, for reporters' benefit, demonstrated how he accomplished this, by waving over the documents with a souvenir wand he bought at Universal theme park's "Wizarding World Of Harry Potter"
GOP senators claim thousands of IRS agents, armed with AR-15s, are coming to middle class homes to demand payments......in related news, Paramount Pictures announced a new action-adventure project with Vin Diesel, "Tax Hard With A Vengeance". Diesel will play two-fisted IRS agent Gimme DeBucks, hunting down a Ft.Lauderdale McDonald's employee who improperly declared 59,000 fries as "gifts".
Mitch McConnel worried that the GOP might lose the Senate because of Trump-endorsed loony toon candidates......muttered the senator privately, "We thought we made an agreement with the ex-President that any candidate he backed would require an I.Q. above vegetable status. He's clearly gone back on his word...."
Conservative pundit predicts a massive power struggle within the GOP after Trump finally dies, comparing it to Russian leaders carving each other up after the death of Stalin.....prompting director-actor Mel Gibson to offer rebuilding the set of 'Beyond Thunderdome' for GOP politicians to fight each other to the death for supremecy.......
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